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BitLife: Risk and Villainy Guide: Guide to threesomes, crime, jail/prison, infidelity, addiction, plastic surgery, and more

BitLife is a unique text-based life simulator that allows you to be the hero or the villain. Most people will choose to be the hero, but there are some of us out there who just want to watch the world burn, or just want to take a little risk. Wanna assault someone, have a threesome, cheat on your spouse, or become a plastic surgery disaster? You can do that! Read on for some tips and tricks on how to be the best of the worst in BitLife! (Note: For a guide to the most recent crime and prison update, click on our BitLife Crime and Prison Guide)

First off, any time that you’re in a relationship, you can have a threesome, but will you succeed? Good question. It helps if you’re bisexual, first of all – double the chances for a yes vote. The relationship rating should be super high. If your partner says no, their happiness with you won’t drop, but if you argue with them about it, while it has a slim chance of working, it could also ruin the relationship big-time, and could lead to a breakup or a divorce.

A similar risk exists with cheating on your partner, which is done by either searching for a hookup or a date while you are still with someone. The same risks exist here with the hookup; they could find out and break up with you or even attack you. Or you could get an STD and really anger your partner plus have medical expenses. If you look for a date, and get one, you’ll get dumped or divorced instantaneously.

Pregnant? You can have an abortion and piss off your partner or you can have the kid. And then abandon it. If you abandon your kid, relationship goes down to zero. If you decide to reconnect with the kid later, there is a very slim chance that they will want anything to do with you. If they do though, then you can reconnect as if nothing happened.

You can get addicted to gambling, drugs, alcohol, and more in this game. Any time you try one of these things, even just one time, there is a chance that you get addicted. You have two choices if that happens. One, you can go to rehab and get clean, which is expensive and you have to get time off from your job. Or, you can stay addicted and just watch the fun unroll – crazy situations, spouse leaves you, job fires you, prison calls!

Speaking of prison, when you go to prison (or jail), you can cause absolute havoc and make it a hell of a lot worse by starting riots or trying to escape. If you get caught trying to escape, or if your riot is bad enough, your sentence can be extended. If you do manage to escape, you might be caught later or you might just return to normal life. But jobs won’t hire you (possibly) due to the criminal record, even if you get out on time.

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