Tag Archives: BitLife: Life Simulator

BitLife: Military Guide – Deploy, Go AWOL, and make General or Admiral

BitLife: Life Simulator has a surprisingly in-depth military component to the game. Whatever country you come from, you can join that country’s military as an enlisted person right out of high school, rising to the rank of E9 and making it to a young retirement without even having to do college. On the other side […Read More]

BitLife: Social Media Guide – Get The Most Followers, Posts, and Drunk Pictures

BitLife: Life Simulator challenges you to become rich, become famous, or just to become a criminal, or whatever else you want to do with your life, but one of the more nebulous and confusing points to the game is the social media feature. The social media feature in the game itself allows you to get […Read More]

BitLife: How to get the Thief and Family Guy Ribbons (Valentine’s Day 2019 Update)

BitLife: Life Simulator contains a whole bunch of ribbons that you can earn for various things – 30 at last count – and while the game never tells you directly what they are, you can earn them for completing various very specific actions. As of Valentine’s Day 2019, the two newest Ribbons are Thief and […Read More]

BitLife: How to become the CEO, Chairman, President of the Company, or Top Executive

BitLife is an iOS and Android game that lets you run the life of various characters from various countries, one character at a time, entirely through text. You can work your way up the ladder at whatever business you’re a part of, including having the chance to take such top positions as CEO, Executive Vice […Read More]